The celebrity endorsements that REALLY matter...

Who cares about Oprah, Madonna, and Harry Belafonte? Who are the "real" celebrities endorsing?

Shaggy and Scooby were no doubt in the Clinton camp during the 1992 and 1996 campaigns, but will their love for Bill transfer to Hill? I doubt it. They want a president who understands their needs. The ONLY candidate to even recognize these American icons was John Edwards:

Edwards says his favorite lazy-day activity is watching “Scooby Doo” with his youngest kids.

(Rumor has it that Old Man Withers is robo-calling for Fred Thompson.)

Snoopy is firmly in the camp of his fellow aviator ace, John McCain.

Dastardly and Muttley are stumping for Mitt Romney.

Angelica from the Rugrats...could there be any doubt? She's for Hillary Clinton.

Stewie Griffin...only Joe Biden can earn the support of this quick witted toddler:

Stan, the American Dad...flying his colors for Duncan Hunter and the gun lobby:

Who are your favorite toons and fictional characters supporting?

•  Tips for toons

  I wish the damned writer's strike would get resolved already. The only "good tv" right now is YouTube!

  by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:19:03 PM PDT

  •  Who are Ren and Stimpy voting for?

    by Asinus Asinum Fricat on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:53:05 PM PDT

    •  gotta be mike gravel.

      They're among the ones who would truly appreciate a rock being thrown into a river.

      by dougymi on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:57:45 PM PDT

      •  Spongebob and Patrick

        in the Kucinich camp:

        by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:04:45 PM PDT

    •  Who else?

      Ren and Stimpy are in Tancredo's posse.

      by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:00:21 PM PDT

      •  Wouldn't this make them Giuliani supporters?

        After all, it takes a lot of history erasing to make him out to be the national security candidate.

        Or would it put them in the Romney camp, as he seems intent on wiping out his entire political past?

        I'm just not gettting the Tancredo association? That he's the decendant of immigrants?

        by FischFry on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 03:02:08 PM PDT

•  Tek Jansen

  He's for Stephen Colbert, but his reasons remain obscure.

  by FischFry on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:21:12 PM PDT

  •  Heh

    SC is an open primary state, so you can always write him in...on the Republican ballot.

    by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:23:36 PM PDT

•  Jefferson Twilight 4 Obama

  by Daaaaave on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:24:36 PM PDT

  •  Whose dat?

    by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:25:21 PM PDT

    •  Venture Brothers

      by Daaaaave on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:31:42 PM PDT

      •  P.S.

        He's a Blacula hunter.

        by Daaaaave on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:32:06 PM PDT

•  Fat Albert made it clear

  that he likes skinny people with big ears so he snagged the last jumbo Obama 08 sweatshirt.  ;-)

  by Pithy Cherub on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:29:13 PM PDT

  •  Are you sure?

    I'd have thought he'd be for Huckabee...giving him incentive to slim down and all...and especially since Dr. Cosby has been preaching a lot lately...

    by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:40:39 PM PDT

    •  Aspirational size motivations

      plus Obama making the police in Illinois tape confessions and trying to get people of color treated more fairly in the criminal justice system.  Albert was unfairly stopped and ticketed in the wrong neighborhood.  It's harsh out there...

      Huckabee and Dr.Cosby agreed, Albert needed to exercise some independent thinking. Obama fits now...

      by Pithy Cherub on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:47:00 PM PDT

•  BUT DON'T YOU HATE OPRAH???!!!!!

  I'd even hate her if she were a cartoon character!!!!!!

  by Bob Johnson on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:41:55 PM PDT

  •  Riley Freeman: You got ta respect Oprah, man.

    
    
    You can throw down on my man Obama, 'cause he lives on Chicago's south side; he can take it.

    But you got ta RESPECT Oprah, man. 'Cause that woman got PAID. When you rise up outta hardship to get as much bling as Oprah, then you can say somethin'. Otherwise, hesh up or come correct when you talk 'bout Oprah.

    by jhutson on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:46:37 PM PDT

    •  Who would

      Uncle Ruckus support? Huckabee or Romney?

      by Daaaaave on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:15:04 PM PDT

      •  Uncle Ruckus is for Romney (new Reagan)

        by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:27:11 PM PDT

        •  I was trying to think of an UR quote

          that wouldn't get me TR'd by someone who hasn't seen the show.

          Colored folks talkin' about 'Save Me!'
          Wasn't nothin' wrong with slavery!
          At least we got good food back then -- uh huh, uh huh!
          White man sho could be yo friend

          Can't believe the stuff they get away with on that show.

          by Daaaaave on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:36:12 PM PDT

          •  Let the You Tube do the talkin', bro

            They can watch the toon and know it's the character (or politician) talking, not you.

            by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:39:35 PM PDT

      •  Uncle Ruckus is a Ron Paul man

        'Cause Ron Paul is all about white power, and he wrote that black men are "actual and potential terrorists."

        by jhutson on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 06:45:35 PM PDT

•  Denny Crane!!!!

  Definitely a Giuliani man:

  by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 01:45:00 PM PDT

•  Leela a Hillary girl

  While Bender's gotta be for giuliani. Bender appreciates corruption above all, but remember, he's a felon and can't vote. Not sure about Fry since his abortive attempt to join the apathy party. Doctor Zoidberg sounds a bit like a Kucinich kinda guy largely because of Kucinich's support for illegal aliens. Hermes Conrad is clearly a romney kinda guy since that would guarantee continued employment for bureaucrats.  Professor Farnsworth would only trust the oldest candidate, I'm not sure if that's paul or mccain, but he's easily fooled so might think it's thompson.

  by dougymi on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:06:08 PM PDT

  •  Wrong

    They all support the hypnotoad.

    All glory to the hypnotoad.

    by Daaaaave on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:11:14 PM PDT

    •  we ALL support the hypnotoad....

                           

      by dougymi on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:28:54 PM PDT

•  Pinky and Brain...

  Still uncommitted, since their candidate of choice, Dick Cheney, has yet to announce a run for the White House.

  by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:15:54 PM PDT

  •  Yeah, they're considering Guiliani but Cheney is

    their top choice and no way they're going to let go of that one.

    by doinaheckuvanutjob on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 05:58:01 PM PDT

•  Shaggy and Scooby are Paulistas

  Sorry, but he is the only one really singing their tune...
  Legalization.

  You don't think those late night snack runs were coincidence, do you?

  Also, they are not known for any level of deep thought... another well-known characteristic of the Ron Paul crowd.

  by Niniane on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:15:59 PM PDT

  •  Proof that Shaggy and Scooby were stoners

    1. They drove around at 3:00 am looking for haunted houses in the Mystery Machine, which had that weird, trippy design on its side.

    2. They could never figure out who commited the crime until they pulled off the mask. Usually it was the only other person in the film!

    3. They would just eat food lying around in the houses. They just went into kitchen and ate what was in there.

    4. None of the gang were in college or had jobs. So what did they do all day?

    5. They wore the same clothes every day of their lives.

    6. Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw them before Scoob and Shaggy.

    7. Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.

    8. Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear him and understand him.

    9. Scooby and Shaggy were always in the back of the van, and we never knew what they were doing.

    10. Shaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing.

    by Sharon Jumper on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:30:59 PM PDT

    •  Sounds like every Ron Paul supporter

      that I know...

      by Niniane on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 02:32:37 PM PDT

    •  Ruh-roh

      Some of the Scooby Doo crew are for Kucinich. How will they ever resolve this in 30 minutes?

      by doinaheckuvanutjob on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 05:59:06 PM PDT

•  Homer Simpson can't decide which Rethug he

  supports-- changes his mind weekly.

  Ned Flanders, Huckabee of course.
  Nelson, Guiliani cause he kicks a--, ha ha.
  Mr. Burns, Romney of course.
  Granpa Simpson supports Duncan Hunter (is that guy still running, sheesh).
  Smithers is supporting Guiliani because he was in drag, but tells Burns he supports Romney.
  Lisa supports Hillary.
  Marge likes Edwards but talks about voting for nobody.
  Bart doesn't care.

  by doinaheckuvanutjob on Tue Dec 11, 2007 at 06:06:00 PM PDT